Typical sentiments of a disgruntled slave owner
You are free to go, but you can stay on my land while you wait for your forty dollars, a mule and a plot of land. You will have to do some work to pay for your rent.
I hope you free slaves remember your place.
If you hit me, I’ll hang you If you curse me, I’ll hang you If you look at our women, I’ll hang you If you disrespect me, I’ll hang you If you sit next to me on the bus, I’ll hang you If you build a Church, I’ll hang you If you go to school, I’ll hang you If you make me feel envious of you in anyway, I’ll hang you
These are the new righteous laws of the land. Ex slaves are dirty and they need to be kept away from clean white folk. You have been promoted to second class citizens, this is generous and reasonable status, more than what you deserve.
Now slavery is over we need to find some other way of making a healthy profit. I have consulted with my fellow nations of the civilised world, we have carved up Africa into controlling territories. We shall be responsible for the humane refinement of the remaining savages and the modernisation Africa. If your village lies on a border, your village will be divided. The mineral wealth will be taken from your countries for protection costs. We will build roads and railways to facilitate this extraction.
We will bring law and order to your country ...
It is illegal for an African to say he could not read English and he did not understand the small print, in which he exchanged his ancestral lands, the size of France, for a hand full of beads.
It is illegal for an African to say he does not want to work for Queen Victoria for free. This is punishable by death or the severing of hands.
It it illegal for Africans to stay on land that is needed by Europeans.
It is illegal for Africans to play the drum. This is Punishable by the severing of hands.
It is illegal for Africans to inform us of our missionaries defiling the young boys in the schools.
It is illegal for Africans to withdraw from the cleansing amorous advances of horny Europeans.
It is illegal for Africans to say, why is slavery is illegal and forced unpaid labour is legal.
It is illegal for Africans to complain
Contravening any of these laws is punishable by death of you, some of your friends and your dog.
By the grace of God, not your Gods, you will become civilised by any means necessary.
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